The Council of Nicea
Greetings.
Your solemn assembly on this day has delighted and pleased Our Magnanimous Eminence. It is not without great respect and joy that even now we contemplate your erudite discourses, your unfolding of the mysteries of Holy Scripture, your learned interrogations, and not least of all your fine raiment. The emperor respectfully accepts your compliments upon the manifold glories of his polychrome vesture.
Whereas your sacrosanct number prepared for the Council with great labor and scholarly researches, it is the great pleasure of the Imperator Flavius Valerius Constantinus, Augustus of East and West, to cancel, abolish, and otherwise eliminate our customary meeting this Thursday. A second missive from the imperial chancellery will soon arrive in which the subject of our final meetings during the following week will be discussed.
Sent from the Hall of the Ascension, Chamber CCCXXXII, a.d. X Kai. Mai.
This means I can sleep in tomorrow! Oh, and happy birthday Shakespeare!